I get my kicks from above the waistline, sunshine

lawrencetheshark:

somethingaboutaredsweater:

flanoirbunny:

cafrerinezetajones:

walmart-dop-com:

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

This post got weird

please do not fuck a shark

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

snoopdoggies:

[[opens lid to trash can]] hi mtv welcome to my crib

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

oreoofficial:

*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.